So, Bin Laden gets to heaven. He's met at the Pearly Gates by Mohammed. "Prophed Mohammed," he says, "I am Osama Bin Laden, and I have spent my life battling the Great Satan of the West, and now that my time on earth is through, I have come home to ... Read More

What Laden was doing after he blasted the Twin Towers. Probably he was learning the cave skills. "The death of Osama bin Laden last Sunday has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty ... Read More